After school, Xiao Ming said to his mother, “I have a good news and a bad news, which one do you want to hear?”
Mum: “Good news.”
Xiao Ming: “The school was on fire.”
Mum: “What? You call this good news? And what is your bad news then?”
Xiao Ming: “The exam paper was rescued.”
好与坏
放学后,小明对妈妈说:“我有一个好消息一个坏消息,你想先听哪个?”
妈妈:“好消息!”
小明:“学校失火了!”
妈妈:“这也叫好消息?那你的坏消息是什么?”
小明:“考试卷竟然被抢救了出来。”
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